mr. self destruct

[Private to Death Eaters]

Sorry I've been out of touch. I've been busy. My father is dead and I've had to bother myself with the formal side of things. I'm very nearly done moving into my old home.

[co-ordinates and owling address]

If you plan on bringing me housewarming pies or something else of the faux-polite-gesture-pastry variety, do inform me beforehand or you may be faced with an unwelcome surprise.

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[Private to Self]

My father is dead. I should be glad. I am glad. Perhaps if it were to happen a different way I might be more satisfied. I should've made sure he knew how mother and I felt and what a waste of perfectly good oxygen he was.




Spilt milk now, I suppose.

I cannot seem to prevent my memories from replaying in my mind. Perhaps I am tired. Sleep, crumpets, "work", home, drink, read, bed. Back into my exciting way of life.

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[Private to Death Eaters]

I just had a run in with someone from the Order. The Auror. His name escapes me.

Nice chap. Bought some energising potion in order to stay up and make his yard look presentable. Can anybody elaborate on this? I should be somewhat offended that he didn't credit me with an ounce of intelligence.

No matter. I think he'll be quite energised for the next few days.

One question. Why was he buying potions from Knockturn? I was under the impression they had their own potioneer. Unless their healers heal the blundering idiots every other week and brew their potions.

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( death eaters )

( avery )

Society's lack of discipline is nothing short of disgusting.

[Private]

Potter isn't dead, is he? It is most likely a ruse, but that begs the question: how did he escape the Ministry? No matter. It's such a shame. If he were dead, it may have altered things further. It could have changed things.

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It is truly a pity about Potter. Really is.

[Death Eaters]

I'm quite disappointed that nobody has claimed his life. It would've been quite the accomplishment considering that apparently nobody is capable of killing any of these insufferable bastards. This must mean he is still alive. Truly a pity, indeed.

I have been brewing a healthy quantity of Veritaserum lately. It should be complete in a week or two, should anybody find any purpose for it. I'm sure you shall not let it go to waste.

[/Death Eaters]

[Private to Rabastan]

I hear you're courting. Must be a nice break from pro How delightful. I have a request to make of you. I feel as though I need training of some sort. For reflexes and improving movement, perhaps. Care to point me in the right direction?

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[Private to Lucius]

I am under the assumption that neither of us performed admirably in the duel a while back at the Lestrange manor. I propose a re-match, of sorts. When you are free, of course. Congratulations on your wedding and child. I refrained from sending a gift because it would most likely have been ill received. I am not a man of ceramics.

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( warded to lily )

Fuck, I need to get pissed. Anyone?

[Private]

- Kill that crafty kid before the Dar ASAP.
- Make some sort of contact with Lily happen. See: that blasted article. I rea What to say?
- Try and practice Occlumency more.
- Practice Legilimency more (next door neighbour? shopkeeper?).
- Start experimenting again.
- Come up with something better than Sectumsempra. One that I can keep to myself.
- Request a raise.

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( Death Eaters )

I really do wish the more upstanding, righteous members of our community would stop their complaining. The Minister of Magic is changing things and quite frankly, there is nothing anybody can do about that. Not you, at least. Before certain people feel the need, do not reply with your smarmy little wit, I do not care for it.

Things have been unusually quiet on my end, it's nice to have a break.

[Private]

I hope everyone had a splendid time at the party. Idiots.

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I feel a change in the wind.

[Private to Death Eaters]

It's too easy.

[/Private]

Apparently, these things are an efficient way of communicating with others. Joy.

I have nothing relevant to write at the moment, unless anybody is specifically interested in the shady-looking foreign couple that nearly had their own arms hacked off before trying to purchase all of the books on Hebridean Blacks in their irritating gibberish.

... I thought not. It's only going to get better.

P.S. Don't contact me tonight, I'm busy.

( i am the plague i am the swarm, all your hurt sticks on me, and i keep it warm )